If you are from the West
Ahh! So you heard something related to Space Exploration by a country of snake charmers. Did you brain explode?
Would you like to outsource your Mars plans to us while your governments figure out the mess they created in the financial world and killed your space missions? Our cost is $64 Million, thats only 25% of the cost of producing Prometheus (The movie, not the spacecraft), Free snake charmer shows included.
If you are from the developing world:
Jealous much? Just like you, We feel sick of being called third world. I know you will understand. You are welcome to join us. We will use the technologies learnt to build better things for citizens in my country and your country. Just like they figured Internet out of defence and space missions in 1960s.
If you are Indian:
Shame on you, morons! Go back to your Saas-Bahu-Rakhi Sawant- Sunny Leone obsessed life. After that spend a thousand bucks watching some crappy Akshay Kumar comedy film shot in Switzerland, eating popcorn and getting fat, while tweeting how poor we are. Use your pebble grade intelligence on things that you understand. And while you are at it, rate that Akshay Kumar Movie at 5 stars.
How does it feel to win a Medal in Olympics? That is, if you know there are other sports than cricket, or you know Olympics is not TV series but actual sports. This is Space Olympics.
If you are Martian: Hi There! We come in Peace.
For everyone else who loves the Idea:
Show the finger to naysayers, we are going to Mars!!
And Pass this on to those who understand progress and dream of a better India.